i’ve been couch surfing at my friend’s house because i don’t want to be home
my dad already implied and is basically kicking my sister out right before college starts for her and has implied he would kick me out too
and my stepmom is being insufferable and i haven’t done/said anything to her
so i slept on my friend’s couch and went home (Didn’t even park in the driveway) only to get the mail so my dad can’t get his hands on the child support (then i came back like hours after to change, shower, brush teeth, yada yada and leave because they seriously do not give a shit)
and that’s how i’m planning to live the rest of the summer before college starts
also, vegas at one point this summer. not telling my dad.
i was watching are you the one? on amazon prime with my friends
and we were trying to speculate who would end up with who
and then i started shipping amber and ethan, who pretty much were like getting really close to each other right off the bat and i thought they were adorbs and then he didn’t fight for her and that really made me sad
and i wasn’t going to spoil the ending to myself
so i watched the entire season
and yesss, not only are they a perfect match (HAHAHAHAHAHA. I’VE BEEN STRESSING FOR OVER 5-7 HOURS WHETHER OR NOT THEY WERE ONE OF THE TWO PERFECT MATCHES ON EP 2)
but now they’re freaking engaged and having a baby so
finally one ship that doesn’t end tragically
This is the only question.
When my crush breaks up with his girlfriend
For someone so smart, I’m pretty fucking stupid sometimes.
i decided to watch are you the one for shits and giggles
and fucking my friends and i got hooked
and the ending omfg
Okay! Have Bad Cop meet me in my office in… twenty-three seconds!
"It's 2014. Plugging some Croat, it's called commonplace."
patrick stump + elisa
this is so cute i just
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350
Happy birthday, Harry James Potter! July 31, 1980